1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be.? 2. Do I LOOK like a people person? 3.
isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing still have most of it left. 5. I pretend to work.
pretend to pay me. 6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 7. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 8. You!. Off my planet! 9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. 10.
your train of thought have a caboose? 11.
Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. 12.
the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 13.
have been made.
will be blamed. 14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 15. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 16.
me to introduce my selves. 17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees then name streets after them. 19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 20.
no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. 21.
those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 23. I have a computer, a vibrator, pizza delivery.
should I leave the house. 24.
all men are annoying.
are dead. 25.
I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? 26. It ain't the size, it's. no, it's the size. 27. A woman's favorite position is CEO. 28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 30.
is when you wake up screaming you realize you haven't fallen sleep yet. 31.
I trade this job for what's behind door 1? 32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 33. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnF_ _ _ you! 34.
many freaks, not enough circuses. 35.
Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. 36.
perfume. Must you marinate in it? 37. Chaos, panic, disorder my work here is done. 38. I plead contemporary insanity. 39.
which dwarf are you? 40.
do I set a laser printer to stun? 41. Meandering to a different drummer. 42. I majored in liberal arts.
that be for here or to go? 43. I can only be nice to one person per day and today isn't your day.tomorrow doesn't look too good either.